Dear Fellow Progressives,
Our Movement is in danger. Evil Rethuglicans are trying to derail the most historic piece of civil rights legislation since the Civil Rights Act of 1965.
I'm talking about Health Care Reform, of course.
The Evil Rethuglicans are saying that the Noble Democrat Congress are trying to implement socialism. To this fallacious assertion, I reply:
NONSENSE!
The Noble Democrats are selfless, merit-promoting capitalists, first and foremost! The Noble Democrats would never try to socialize medical care. It would deflate a significant portion of the American Economy, causing even more people to lack health care.
Medical Doctors would stop practicing medicine if they weren't guaranteed 6-figure incomes. Then where would we be?
Progressive Reports Now needs your help in fighting the Evil Rethuglicans.
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Solidarnosc!
Yours very truly,
Amber Milgram
Editor in Chief
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"If you know someone who is criticizing the Noble Democrats, report that person to Homeland Security because (s)he is a traitor!"
ReplyDeleteRest easy, I just reported myself. Things will get better now.
Aaaaaahhhh. Chief Wampum will tell the young brave to put out the signal fire now.
ReplyDeleteWell, just tell him to put up a different signal now. Consolidation of corporate power from Obamma's Insurance Protection Bill is a slap in the face to the left, but things aren't actually all the pretty.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.alternet.org/media/146005/we_stand_on_the_cusp_of_one_of_humanity%27s_most_dangerous_moments
Find folks who think the way you do, get with them and get some land together where you can grow some food. That's good advice no matter what time you're living in.
I've been tracking the slow descent into totalitarian corporatism for about 15 years. I know the depths of this problem and its scope too! The ugly reality is far worse than even a lot of "anarchists", "survivalists" and "libertarians" crow about. The actual authority to turn all of America into Dachau is there, on the books (so to speak) and waiting for implementation. Exit strategies are good ideas at one level, and existential wisdom at a ground level.
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